Spring of News (as in Brand-spankin' new)

A new favorite.

A new obsession.

A new perspective.

New temple experiences.

A new photo with this chica.

New swimming pool noodles.

A new motorhome. 

We drove it to St. George. To stay in a house.

We're so lame.

New lacrosse easter games.

New team. We kick butt.

New food cravings.

New Lipstick.

New lyrics. 

New nasty photos. Ew.

New sister Missionary clothes.

New mama! She's pregers.

Big News.

super unnatural

I'll be honest.
I have no consistency anymore.

All I want to do with free time is either:
1. Watch Reality TV on Food Network
or
2. Sleep

But. I have some good news.
Actually, I have a lot.

- My goofy brother is home from his mission. It's like he never even left. He's still Hilary Duff's biggest fan, enjoys chick-flicks with as much gusto as I, and is still the same peacemaker brother that I love.

- Kelsey just got hired at Menchie's. Which makes me life 10 times brighter. She's just a doll, and I'm ridiculously excited.

- I turn 19 in 43 days. But I leave the country in 44. How fantastic is that? So fantastic. Don't be surprised when I never shut up about it.

- I decided that I want to be involved in traveling. Just so I can travel. For cheap. Or for free. That would be so great.

But hey. Here are some pictures.

If that first picture doesn't make you squirm...

I worry for you.

BBQ w/ JIMMER @ GRANDMA'S

It was a grand event at the Norton home today. Why? Jimmer came to BBQ with the fam. Say What?? True Story. Pictures will be posted soon. Basically this is why. It brought us together to share a carnivorous and a vegetarian meal. He sat 4 feet away from me, Sam, Alese, and Hilary while he ate. But, (this is the greatest part) we didn't sit next to him, for we were there first. HE sat next to US. NBD, or VSD as Sam would say (very small deal).

Birfdee Girl

My sister turned 16 today. We surprised her yesterday. Best part? She obviously wasn't expecting guests. She had popcorn kernels stuck in her teeth. Sorry to humiliate little sis! I just found it very comical. Especially when she smiled.

Dinner Table Conversations: Part 1

It's a proven fact that my family is comical. Especially my 16 year old sister, Alese. For example. Today during dinner. We had chicken curry. It was great.  Anyways, her iPod was playing up in her room, and was just loud enough to hear what song was playing. Stephen by Ke$ha came on, and this was the conversation.
Stacie: (singing) "Stteeeeeephen. Whyyyyyy won't you call me!?"
Mom: (completely oblivious to the music. She's basically def) "What are you talking about?"
Alese: "That's such a weird name. You think she'd date someone with a name like.... Astroid!"
Mom: "Who are you talking about?!? Who is Stephen?"

Word to the Wise. My sister will be dateable in a week. Tell your hot man friends. She's a cutie.

Like I said, we're comical.

Happy Birthday, Dahling.

Today is a day worth celebrating. Because today, the greatest mom in the world was born. My mom. Of all of the things I love about my mom, what I love most is her passion. It's something from her that i've inherited, and I think will get me far. She feels very strongly about things that she believes and once that flame starts  inside of her, it spreads like wild fire. Her testimony of the gospel, and of Jesus Christ have inspired me my whole life. I have a feeling it will continue to as I grow up. I know she'll have a strong impact on my future kiddles as well. Her funny personality, and warming smile attract people to her. She's a great mom, but she isn't perfect. That's why I love her. Because she's real. Not some fake, pretend person, who hides all of their struggles. I love my mom very much. Sometimes I don't act like it. I should more often. Not just on her birthday or on mother's day, but everyday. So here's to you Mom. Happy Birthday!

Heaven on Earth? Lake Powell.

The adventure begins here.

Lake Powell. The most beautiful man made lake in the world. Yet the best place to feel Gods presence.With the color palate of blues, greens, orange and reds, it's candy to the eye to anyone that is privileged enough to swim in it's refreshing waters, bask in the flaming sun, lie under the breath taking stars. Stars so incredible you can't help but forget all your troubles, and stare in awe and wonder. Yes, this is my summer drug indeed. 

The Motherly Curse

Guarantee, almost every mom on the planet has this curse.
The curse of chatter. Especially "phone call chatter."
This is why most teenagers ignore phone calls from their parents. Okay, either that or they are up to no good. The minute you answer the phone, you get yourself into a one-way conversation.

To make this more enjoyable/entertaining whilst stuck in this awkward ramble, do the following:

1. Make obnoxious tooting noises. It's real fun if you're immature like me. Although, sometimes it causes some scolding.
2. Find different ways to say "Okay", such as "Uh huh", "You know it", "Yup", "Will do", "Sure", "Mmk", "Sounds good", etc. Throw in a different language to add some more spice. Particularly Spanish.
3. Maybe just to shake it up, pull the phone a couple feet away from your face, and give a blood curdling scream in the middle of her speech. It will obviously get you in a butt load of trouble, but my gracious, the reaction is worth it.
4. Don't be a brat. Especially don't give them sass. Trust me, it makes problems.
5. Talk in either a British/Mexican/Indian/German/French accent. If she notices, it's too strong of an accent. So keep practicing for the next time she calls.

Make it fun. Don't be embarrassed by your parents talking your ear off. It's a common occurance.