I'd worry about me if I were you.

When I take the time to obsess over things, they are usually things that no one can relate to. On rare occasion, people can relate to them. Most of the time, i'm looked upon as a freak. And that's okay.
Here is a list of my recent obsessions:

• PB&J Sandwiches cut into triangles, with a glass of cold milk.
• Freshly cut mangos for eating and also smelling.
• Cheesy, ridiculous, Japanese Anime. It's entertaining at 1 am. Otherwise, it's just embarrassing at my age.
• Saltine Crackers at 1 am.
• Yo Mama Jokes.
• Knock Knock Jokes
• Animal Crossing Video game. Biggest waste of time in the world. "You stole my virtual flowers!!"
• And frozen yogurt with fruity pebbles.

If you have judged me in anyway while reading this, I'm sorry I'm not as cool as you thought. Here's a Yo mama joke to make your day a little more comical.

"Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."