Ashley, Asher or Ash

Here she is, Ashley Anderson.
Number two of this 7 Part series.

I'd like to officially state,

that if it were not for Jan Hawkes Spirit Team class,

I would not have met this classy woman.

We sat across from each other, 

and shared our messy chalk.

We swoon over handsome "toe heads",

and drool over sexy "knee caps".

We share the same taste in music,

and talk about it often.

We become giddy from the simple mention of:

"pride & prejudice"

"Mr. Darcy" &

"Mr. Bingley" 

(not as handsome as Mr. Darcy, of course)

I laugh at her awkward, but cute, innocence.

And she squirms at my horrible manners.

We joke.

We laugh.

We cry.

We play.

We look forward to the day

that she meets my brother.

And they date,

and hopefully (as we've planned),

they'll fall in love.

And we will be SISTERS IN LAW!!

Basically I'd rather be best friends with Ashley,

than have Mr. Darcy as my loving husband.

"Whaaat??" "Really???"

Don't believe me? 

Get to know Ash.

I dare you to question me again.