The gag reflex

Fact: Playing the skittle game with a weak stomach is the worst idea on the face of the planet.
Fact: Whoever said the skittle game was fun, is completely, and utterly mental. Never in my life have I woken up so sick. I'm almost positive the hundreds of skittles I ate last night, are still trying to digest in my stomach. Let me tell you, it's not a good feeling. At all. Unfortunately I was the fool who purchased these wretched things, and am stuck with a 41 ounce back. If anyone is in a strange need of a large amount of skittles, contact me.

And yes, that is indeed, my morning fetus face.