No thanks, I'd rather be Stacie.
Confused? Good.
Let's talk movies. Summer movies. Just for a bit.
People go nuts. It's a midnight premiere every week for some.
The lines are chaos, people dress in strange clothes claiming to be movie characters,
most of the time you end up in a poop seat, unless you wait an eternity in line.
But usually the movie is pro-status, and it's worth it.
That is until last year, when the WORST movie of all time came out.
Sounds pathetic, but it ruined my summer.
I stalked this movie for 2 years before it came out.
Everyday. That's right. Every. Stinkin'. Day.
I could go on. But to sum it up, it was so horrific,
that I haven't watched an episode since it came out.
This summer will make up for it though.
I guarantee. Because this movie is coming out in a month.
I have no doubt it will be spectacular.
So brilliant.
Too bad I'll be in Powell.
Unless my cousins are willing to find a theater in Arizona,
I will be seeing it a week or two late.
Please, all you midnight viewers, don't spoil it for me.
This movie. I'll be seeing it at midnight, wherever I am.
No question.
Oh baby. That's what's good.