Reasons Why not to Procrastinate

I'm confessing, right now, and letting me stubby fingers pound away on my quiet, MBP keyboard. I procrastinate. Always. To the point where I have a 5 - 12 hour period of complete and utter stress, every week, when everything is due. Sadly, it's always on the weekend, usually Saturday nights, when I should be getting high on the harmonious sound of my friends contagious laughter.
But no. I traded my moments of down time throughout the week, (ideal times to get HW done) for 3 hours naps, video games, movies (Notting Hill, Pride & Prejudice, & Narnia:Prince Caspian), going to the rec (my buns are getting firm, by the way), and of course, the all time favorite, FACEBOOK stalking.

REASON #1: You'll end up like me.
Hopefully thats enough reason to convince you.

Saturday night comes.

7-10PM: I work, only 3 hours, but it feels like an eternity.
10-10:30PM: I watch pawn shop shows with my dad and brother.
10:30PM: HW due in 1.5 hours (online), as I attempt to start it.
10:45PM: Kenna & Kate call, and I have only finished 1 math problem (at this point, a long and agonizing death sounds better than homework).
11 PM: Only four problems (out of 40) have been done.
11:21PM: The last numbers I saw on my clock before I fell asleep (doing HW in your bed is guarantee the worst idea known to man).

Lesson learned? Naturally.
I possibly need a math tutor and a time management coach.
Help meh.