My Weather Man Love

The phone bill. Supposedly it's a dreaded thing to find in your mail box. Luckily that's one bill I don't have to worry about. So I enjoy it and explore it. What I find from my Phone call history is interesting and looks suspicious. Almost everyday, either super early in the morning, or late at night, I make a one minute phone call to this number : (801)-373-9120. It's the weather man phone number. If you didn't know that, it would look as though I was having an affair (and don't ask me how an affair is possible if you're single, because obviously I don't know).

So here it is, I'm not "spilling the beans" but rather laying them nicely on the table for you to see: 

I, Stacie, according to my phone bill, am having an "affair" (..??) with the weather man/phone. Don't worry about it.